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Schnitzel n Tits, the iconic Melbourne burlesque bar & fun themed theatre-restaurant experience.

Schnitzel n’ Tits is the mouth-watering way to leave your inhibitions at the door for a night of the best and most tantalising breasts in the city. Every Friday in Melbourne, fun and cheeky happenings take place at The Colonial Hotel, where you can grab an amazing and juicy chicken or eggplant schnitzel served by the best and naughtiest award-winning barmaid babes and topless waitresses.

What is Schnitzel n Tits?

• Is it a burlesque bar?
• A theatre restaurant?
• A themed restaurant?
• Dinner and show?

The answer is all of the above and a whole lot more. Each month our theatre restaurant takes on a different theme. From Star Wars and Halloween to superheroes and the Wild West. Perfect Friday night entertainment for bucks parties, hens nights and adult birthday parties in Melbourne. Perfect for small groups from clubs and associations to staff Christmas parties.

So it’s delicious breasts, burlesque performers, striptease, crowd participation, pole dancing, jelly wrestling, comedy, flirty party games and so much more at the best and naughtiest theatre restaurant in Melbourne. Bring a mate, or bring a date – Individuals, large bookings and special requirements all welcome.

What Customers Say…

“Took a group of us for a mates birthday and highly recommend going here to anyone thinking of going you will not be disappointed. Girls are easy to talk to and obviously easy on the eyes. Food was great we will be going back.”
– Jake Moxham, 5-star Google Review

“Best night out I have had in ages! Great food, fun show, excellent service! There’s really something for literally everyone! Whether it’s a birthday, hens, bucks you are guaranteed a bloody good time! Definitely, be coming back and recommending for the next big event!”
– Chloe Connolly, 5-star Google Review